So I'm driving home from work and the person in front of me is going way under the speed limit and I can't get around them. I knew they were either talking on the phone or texting. We get up to a light and the pull into the turning lane and sure enough she's texting away. You can't fully imagine how I wanted to motion for her to pull over in the next available ally so I could blister her bottom. It wasn't that she was in front of me and in my way but that she was a hazard waiting to happen.