Kitchen tables serve a multitude of purposes, not to mention eating food on. Last night my wife decided to go shopping before fixing dinner and got home far too late for two things. First, she got home too late to fix dinner and two, she got home too late to be placed over the kitchen table to get her bottom blistered. It wasn't so much that dinner hadn't been made but her attitude in a text that read, "Poor baby."
Well we'll see how her attitude is when I get home after work today.