Much to my surprise, as she was getting her bare bottom spanked early in our marriage, my wife said she needed to be paddled rather than spanked with my hand if I wanted to get through to her.
Taking my wife at her word, I began making a paddle and road tested it on seat of her pants during construction. Although she didn't say anything at the time, she gave me one of those knowing looks that spoke volumes.
Decades later, my wife confessed, although she hated paddlings, having to sit on a sore bottom the next day straightened her out and saved our marriage.
Much to my surprise, as she was getting her bare bottom spanked early in our marriage, my wife said she needed to be paddled rather than spanked with my hand if I wanted to get through to her.
ReplyDeleteTaking my wife at her word, I began making a paddle and road tested it on seat of her pants during construction. Although she didn't say anything at the time, she gave me one of those knowing looks that spoke volumes.
Decades later, my wife confessed, although she hated paddlings, having to sit on a sore bottom the next day straightened her out and saved our marriage.